Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Christina Sucks
Britney Swallows

the not-so-nice Eminem
T-Shirt

Britney and Christina T-shirt is top-seller

A suggestive T-shirt featuring Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears has become the year's top seller. The shirt for Eminem's rap crew D12 became HMV's biggest-selling garment of the year.
The T-shirt features an obscene slogan about Aguilera and Spears.
Eminem is known for his suggestive comments about the two singers.
TV shows have often spawned chart-topping T-shirts, with South Park and The Weakest Link big sellers in previous years, but this year rock acts have dominated sales.
Gennaro Castaldo of HMV said: "For a while band T-shirts fell out of favour but the emergence of rock-rap acts has given a real shot in the arm to the market. Now they are seen as a badge of allegiance for fans."